Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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