I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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