Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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