It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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