went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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