I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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