Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
