that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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