Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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