So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
even my farts smell like vagina
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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