I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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