she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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