someone get that fucking seahorse.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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