I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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