David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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