Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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