I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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