do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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