none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
COCAINE IS GR8
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