did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
