But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
No subtext here. People are naked.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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