I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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