Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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