i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i would punch a child for taco bell
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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