$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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