ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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