Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Someone came in the potted fern
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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