what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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