So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She even gives head with a lisp.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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