I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm bleeding and have questions
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
