I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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