Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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