you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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