it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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