i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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