she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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