Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
