And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Your penis caused this!
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