And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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