If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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