It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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