He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
ttyl tear gas
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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