Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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