That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Liz is crying about burritos again.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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