The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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