I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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