Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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