He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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