3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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