rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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