He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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