I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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