This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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