I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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