Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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