I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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