People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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