Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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